LETTERS FROM OSAMA

Dear People of America,

Thank you for your continued financial support of our activities. The petro-dollars that you send to the Middle East each year give us the resources we need to buy bombs and guns to kill your soldiers and any civilians who get in our way.

We could not do what we do without your support. So please buy more automobiles and drive them anywhere you want to go, whenever you want to go. Trash your bicycle. Never walk or take the bus anywhere. Tell your politicians that mass transit is a waste of money. Abandon any thought of energy conservation!

Remember: Every time you buy gasoline or diesel, you send me some money. So buy more gasoline today! With your support, we can continue to kill and destroy. I promise you we will do this.

Sincerely,

ma Bin Laden

pdf flyer and postcard versions at http://www.energyconservationinfo.org/

Dear President and Congress of the United States, 

Thank you for not supporting public transportation. Your generous funding of road construction is greatly appreciated. Your trucking industry subsidies are critical to our success. The petro-dollars you send to the Middle East give us the resources we need to kill your soldiers and any civilians who get in our way. To continue helping our cause, I recommend the following policies:

+Mass transit is a waste of money. Radically slash funding for existing public transportation services. Give the money to your friends and campaign contributors who deserve it. Prosecute the war on Amtrak until it is gone forever!

+ Show disdain for energy conservation at every opportunity. Waste is good! The future belongs to the earmarked! Build more bridges to nowhere!

+ Generously subsidize the automobile and road construction industries. Ignore all that looney talk about increasing fuel economy standards.

These actions will drive increased petroleum consumption. More money for me! I promise to repay your generosity with death, suffering, and destruction. Politicians of America, I salute you! You are among my best friends and supporters anywhere in the world. Thanks to the aid and comfort you give me, one day my flag will fly over your White House and Capitol in Washington, D.C.

incerely,

Osama Bin Laden

pdf flyer and postcard versions at www.energyconservationinfo.org 

Dear Oklahoma Politicians,

Thank you for not supporting public transportation. Your generous advocacy for building more roads is greatly appreciated. Your subsidies for the trucking industry are critical to our success. The petro-dollars you send to the Middle East give us the resources we need to kill your soldiers and any civilians who get in our way. To continue your unbroken record of help for our cause, I recommend the following public policies:+ The state legislature and county governments should continue to ignore mass transit. Cut existing bus service at every opportunity. Destroy the rail interchange at Union Station in Oklahoma City as soon as possible.+ Build more four and six lane highways. This has the additional benefit of hastening the destruction of rural communities that are by-passed by your freeways. People will then move to larger cities where they will be easy targets for nuclear terrorism.These actions will drive increased gasoline and diesel consumption. More money for me! I promise to repay your generosity with death, suffering, and destruction. Politicians of Oklahoma, I salute you! You are among my best friends and supporters anywhere in the world.

Sincerely,

Osama Bin Laden

pdf flyer and postcard versions at http://www.energyconservationinfo.org/

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